Satan has our back
Hating On Religion™ the New Cool Thing for Hip Teens
- Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
- Me: no
- Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life
yeah but I never get around to it
idk if this is funny or sad
It’s so rewarding to see teachers acting fake when the principal comes in the classroom
This guy wins at life.
it’s funny how you already suppose a guy did it
It’s funny how feminists suck the fun out of everything
It’s funny how you assumed it was a feminist.it’s funny how you guys cant see a harmless comment on a post without bringing sexism into it and getting offended over nothing
its funny how you can see the guy’s reflection in the glass
I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing
It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot
i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh
i’m the nokia phone in a room full of iphones