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alt-j:

do any millionaires follow me that are bored

charminbear:

phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world

strikeblr:

I have some things to learn from you kid.

harlequinesque:

karma’s only a bitch if you are

hate:

*sleeps all day yet is tired 24/7*

mcporno:

it’s ironic how middle school boys will make fun of the gay kid but then draw dicks on literally everything

runningjulez:

this is me every 3 hours

loltias:

Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage

chipotlazy:

never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie

kalories:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

*thinks about responsibilities* 
*shrugs* 
*masturbates*

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

tooshky:

My 93 year old grandmother picked up smoking today.  Better late than never I guess…

tooshky:

My 93 year old grandmother picked up smoking today. Better late than never I guess…

My 93 year old grandmother picked up smoking today.  Better late than never I guess…

My 93 year old grandmother picked up smoking today. Better late than never I guess…