'why are you sitting in the dark' excuse you I've been sitting here all day and it got dark around me I did not choose this
- Mom: who are you texting?
- Me: nobody
- Mom: what are you doing then?
- Me: nothing
TurboRoo, a chihuahua born without its front legs, was given a 3D printed cart made by San Diego firm 3dyn so he could train to be a service dog for disabled children.
I think we could all use these pics today.
"The thing about an anxiety disorder is that you know it is stupid. You know with all your heart that it wasn’t a big deal and that it should roll off of you. But that is where the disorder kicks in; Suddenly the small thing is very big and it keeps growing in your head, flooding your chest, and trying to escape from under your skin. You know with all of your heart that you’re being ridiculous and you hate every minute of it. The fact that many people don’t recognize or have patience for your illness only makes everything worse."
I want this on a shirt
we live in the best possible version of cyberpunk
Fun fact: when I worked at the tv station, drug tests were required for everyone except the art department.
"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"
God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there
- me: *on my phone*
- grandma: do you ever put that thing down?
- me: *puts phone down*
- me: why did you ruin the economy?
'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus
Satan has our back
Hating On Religion™ the New Cool Thing for Hip Teens
- Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
- Me: no
- Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser